Penguin Trampoline
An offbeat travel blog
We're Elinor and Jake (& Mac the penguin) — a couple based in Spain with a serious Arctic problem, a soft spot for off-the-beaten-path destinations, and a travel blog name that started with a rock and a pile of laundry.
Eli has a Master's in Tourism Management with a thesis on polar destinations. Between that and too many flights to Kiruna, we've written more about northern lights than we probably should have.
We cover everything from Greenland ferry routes to the Portuguese wild beaches — always from first-hand experience, always honest.
We believe you can't truly respect somewhere you've never experienced. So we wA/Onder, and we tell you everything you need to know to do the same.
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Planning a trip today means wading through hundreds of blogs, forums, and AI-generated guides that all say something slightly different, or a paywalled PDF written for nobody in particular. Besides our actual travel experience, Elinor holds a master's in tourism management focused on polar destinations, so this isn't guesswork; it's real expertise applied to your trip.
What you get:
A 60-minute personalized consultation, one-on-one, built entirely around your trip.
Built for your trip, not a downloadable guide. Other sites charge $50+ for the same cookie-cutter PDF itinerary sold to every reader. You get a plan based on your actual dates, budget, and priorities.
Cuts through the overwhelm and saves you time. For a complex trip, that's easily 40+ hours of digging through outdated posts and conflicting advice.
Honest advice. What's worth it and what isn't based on experience and not commissions.
Written follow-up included. Everything we cover, in writing.
After booking, you'll fill in a short form about your trip, and we'll send you a few time options within 48 hours. By booking a consultation, you agree to our Privacy Policy.
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